Thursday, September 25, 2008

Assault and Battery on my olfactory nerves??

A West Virginia man has been charged with Battery after farting near a police officer. As the officer prepared a breathalyzer machine, the "alleged windbag" lifted his leg and loudly passed gas, then fanned the gas toward the cop.

A certain someone in my life does this move to me-He waves the gaseous emissions with his hand to waft the odors toward me. I have been dutch-ovened. I have woken up shrieking, "Our room smells like a toilet!"

I have to go consult with my attorneys--I think I have a claim here...

1 comment:

Meredith said...

hahaha! I actually just heard on the radio that the battery charges against the 'windbag' were dropped. Something like that should be treated the same as spitting on an officer. They should throw the book at him.